Four Topical Haiku

Checked my blog stats and saw that stats for short posts were all much better than those for longer posts.

"Perfect time to practice my haiku," says I.  


In case you believe

We’ve evolved past grunts and shouts.

Check your long post stats.

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Saying anything

Will take longer than we have.

verbose as a tweet!

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I follow the rules

unless they won’t follow back!

Then I throw them out.

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The quarantine life

Stay with me barks the dog!

the way of all days.


A bonus haiku as an acknowledgement:

A great haiku blog

More expert than this by far

The Haiku Experiment

Get the scoop on my new novel, The Human Template at https://dalelsproule.com.

I write literature of the fantastic. My short story collection, Psychedelia Gothique is mostly psychological horror. My just released novel, The Human Template is available through most online book retailers - and book two of the diptych, The Carnivorous Forest will appear in 2021. https://www.dalelsproule.com As a book reviewer I have written for Rue Morgue Magazine and AE Science Fiction. As a visual artist, I have illustrated books and magazines and have carved numerous sculptures out of stone.

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